Terms and conditions: Pigs ruin everything with their slop and greed.  This is for FUN!  We have no terms or conditions beyond legal forced compliance.  You are welcome to show, copy or duplicate anything here.

Shipping policy:  We ship soon as we can, not before.  Normally the next day, but sometime holidays, weekends and life may mean a delay.  We ship only to the USA, with no charge.  USPS does what they will and we offer no support beyond a tracking number.

Refund Policy:  No Refunds.